Ravens are basically Goth parrots

theegosystem:

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

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lesbianjudasiscariot:

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geeseareassholes:

segretecose:

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

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jame7t:

now draw her all sweaty and mean with an axe

(via daphneblakess)

santaclausdeadindian:

edgebug:

tastefullyoffensive:

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

I could use an axe to be honest

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mouthmoodz:

jon arbuckle transgender

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shiverandqueeef:

shiverandqueeef:

shiverandqueeef:

an important update:

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regicide1997:

animentality:

I just checked the notes, apparently this is the fursona of the author’s autistic daughter. Huge props, mad respect.

(via yoccu)

justsomeguycore:

whether you choose to serve cunt and slay penis OR serve penis and slay cunt, you are a valued member of this community! and we here at AT&T support your right to serve and slay your own way

(via moon-flower-nymph)

genderfluidintake:

judgejudyofficial:

teaboot:

hypallepse:

neeetsocks:

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

(via ladyknightthebrave)

antelopian:

mlarayoukai:

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it’s a match made in heaven and they’re t4t also

(via grandmagbignaturals)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

This is the one!

It’s by Jessica Warrick.

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depsidase:

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novocaineandroses:

Uptown rat

She’s been living in her uptown world

I bet she’s never had a downtown rat

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theonlycabbage:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

me normally: i’m not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

fucking obliterated lmao

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